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Crappy Scale |
Online auctions are truly the bane of my existence. I mean, who would have thought bidding wars over random items could be so frustrating? I usually find myself bidding on multiple things, only to walk away empty-handed because, let’s be honest, I’m as cheap as they come.
The rare occasion when I do win? It’s usually for something utterly useless. Case in point: I once won a mechanical scale from a local restaurant. What do I do with that? Nothing! It sits there, judging me like a silent fitness coach.
So, I decided to pivot and focus on breweries going out of business, thinking maybe I could snag something worthwhile. Cue my triumphant win of a mini-fridge! Of course, I ended up spending more on gas to pick it up than I did on the fridge itself. But hey, at least I’m using it! Notice the trend here?
Fast forward a couple of years, and I stumbled upon a local brewery auction featuring actual hops and brewing malt. Feeling like a confident auctioneer, I waited until the last moment to pounce on my bid. And what do I win? Not just one bag of malt, but SIX 55-pound bags!
I’m now set for life! I’ll never have to buy grain again! Sure, it’s all German variety, but that just means I should be brewing Oktoberfest beer every year for the rest of my life. If only I could figure out how to operate that mechanical scale. Cheers to my new career as a part-time brewer and full-time auction loser! πΊπ